25 Funny Christmas Shirts for 2026 (Naughty & Nice List Included)
Oct 05, 2026
There are two kinds of Christmas-shirt people: the ones who wear theirs to the family dinner, and the ones who wear theirs to the OTHER party. We stock both. Sorted accordingly, most under $20.
The Nice List
- Better Not Pout Tee ($23.99) — wholesome, classic, grandma-safe.
- Treat Yo' Elf Tee ($16.99) — the official shirt of December self-care.
- Rollin' With My Snowmies Tee ($16.99) — squad goals, but frozen.
- Fir Sure! Tee ($16.99) — tree pun perfection.
- Oh' Christmas Tree Tee ($16.99) — for the one who cries at the tree lighting.
- Ho'llo There Tee ($16.99) — the politest ho joke available.
- Can I Get a Watt Watt Tee ($16.99) — for the house visible from space by December 1st.
- I'm Laying on Your Present Tee ($16.99) — cat owners already know.
The Naughty List
- Touch My Elf Tee ($16.99) — say it fast. There's a women's cut that goes even harder.
- "I Know Where You Live" — Santa Tee ($16.99) — Santa as a mild threat. Perfect for the family member who is one.
- First Things First, I'm the Realest Tee ($16.99) — Santa's mixtape drops December 24th. Also in a women's cut.
- Not an Elf Tee ($16.99) — for the short friend, from the tall friend, at their own risk.
For the nurses on Christmas shift
Santa's Favorite Nurse, Nurse Claus, and Nurse Snowmies — the full breakdown's in our nurse gift guide.
FAQ
When's the Christmas order deadline?
Printed in the USA, ships in ~3 business days — but December mail is December mail. Order by December 12th to be comfortable.
Family matching?
Kids Christmas tees live in the Christmas Kids collection.
The full sleigh-load is in the Christmas collection. Three or more items and the discount applies itself — stocking-stuffer math has never been easier.
